The rubber has met the road, and it is us. Instead of taking us from place to place, the road goes over and through what used to be into what we can’t quit. Auto-pilates wash their hands with colors that don’t run, while Support Wildlife: Raise a teenager, I owe I owe and LSD not LBJ convert to As a matter of fact, I do own the road, D.A.R.E. to keep your kids and other living things off it, and The Earth is MY broken piggy bank. Horn’s broken too, watch for finger, which may be closer than it appears. My other car is also a piece of junk, but my ex-wife’s car is a broomstick, and at least it’s paid for. All others will be toad. If God had wanted us to drive phonebooths, she would have given us the voices in her head. Don’t believe everything you think, friends don’t let friends drink and park, accidents cause people, don’t drink and drive, have you hit a bump and spilled your drink today? don’t follow me and my money, I brake for the Rapture. If you can read this, call 1-800-EAT Happens, Support America, Buy a Congressman, thank a teacher, they’re hard on tires. Life’s a beach, just not yours. If you want to find out if there’s life after death, steal this truck, its protected by Smith and Wesson Oil, thank a fossil. I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim will improve. Visualize not feeding the ego, because the older I get the better I was, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. Eternity: smoking or non-smoking? The best things in life aren’t things, they’re lawyers who can beat up your honor student, which beats walkin’. I don’t suffer from deafness, I’m ignoring every minute of it. Is there intelligent life on Earth First, we’ll strip mine the other planets later. Love your mother, if she’s not happy nobody’s happy, everybody else thinks I don’t need your attitude, I am in shape, round is a shape, but i bet it’s hard to pronounce. don’t make me use UPPER CASE, I don’t repeat gossip so listen carefully, that’s the sound of no one caring what you think, therefore never believe generalizations,
pet the sweaty things, and look busy, Darwin’s coming. These Autosuggestions may take you nowhere fast, but your honk is very important to us, I’d rather be reloading, and I may be slow but I’m ahead of you, your dogma and the horsepower you rode in on.
I suffered for my art, now it’s your turn.