Two enjoyable moments from my media-viewing yesterday:

1. Jack, lamenting about Miles' failure to publish his novel thus far in Sideways:
   "F— the New York publishers, Miles. Publish it on your own. Hell, I'll chip in. Just get it out there, get it reviewed, get it in libraries. Let the public decide."
   My new motto for the web.
2. From the sorely under-watched Veronica Mars:
   Wallace: Man, this is boring. I thought this private eye stuff was all about shooting bad guys and making out with sexy widows.
   Veronica: The sexy widows come later.